Ben's Tales of Prime Funkery and Half-Truths

This is the story of Mr. Benjamin S. Dennis, great and wondrous entertainer of the masses... Known as a medium-sized giant of a man, Mr. Dennis fears no man and feels no pain. His mind is keen and his heart pure. None shall oppose him, lest they bear the wrath of his dreaded colon punch. Yield ye now and behold the tales of merriment and nonsense which this great man lays before you, the likes of which you've never seen, nor will again...