Parents, have you ever wanted to hit your young child utilizing a board with a nail in it?
The councilors at the KBN (Kids, Boards, and Nails) Center For Parents are there, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week (except on Arbor Day) to take your call.
We have a highly trained staff of licensed councilors who, just like you, have had to fight the urge to bash a child in the cranium using a board with a nail in it. So, they know what you're going through,... and they can help.
The next time your child, or a child in your neighborhood acts up, remember, boards with nails aren't always the right answer.
If you'd like to speak with one of our councilors, call now. Don't delay. If we can just stop one child from being beaten by a board with a nail in it, it's all worth it.
Our number is 1-877-HIT-KIDS. That's 1-877-448-5497. Call now. Our highly trained representatives are awaiting your call.
So, until next I blog, remember this. I'm Ben Dennis, and I'd like you much better if you were too.
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