Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Cheerios...

I've got a new project I'm starting.
It's gonna be kinda time consuming, so I don't really know how I'll squeeze it in amongst everything else in my life, but I'm sure I'll manage though. I have to. This is something that I don't just want to do,... it's something I MUST do!
Let me kind of start from the beginning here so that you can understand my reasoning for this...
A little over 6 months ago, I was traveling the world as an award winning tick breeder when I met a man named Mortimer Hammerstein.
Mr. Hammerstein is known by many as the 1st man to use a sock as dental floss. But, that wouldn't be his only claim-to-fame.
Indeed, Mortimer Hammerstein would become even more renowned as the man who created the dish, "Oven Baked Cheerios and Liverwurst Surprise".
It was this that really perked my interest.
I met several time with Mr. Hammerstein about licensing the rights to his famous dish to use as a product to advertise on the backs of my ticks in order to stir a little revenue for the both of us. It was an idea I borrowed from NASCAR. Sadly, he wasn't interested.
Not only was he not interested, but he actually assaulted me violently with a roll of linoleum just for suggesting the notion.
In short, I've declared war on Mr. Hammerstein and any meal that involves Cheerios and/or liverwurst!
Thus, my task is this. I must find a means to construct a Cheerio seeking robot from spare parts of old CB radios and ATARI 2600 consoles.
The plan is to make the robot somewhere in the neighborhood of 29.5 feet tall and able to destroy Cheerios from a distance of no less than 60 yards.
Wish me luck! My vengeance depends on it...
So, until next I blog, remember this! I'm Ben Dennis, and I'd like you much better if you were too...